Tom’s of Finland toothpaste package
Diaper Horse Coloring Book Interior Page Illustration by Jack Pollock
This is the one where Troi gets pregnant. How? Well, when a tiny beam of sperm-shaped light and a woman love each other very, very much:
"Dat ass" - this lightsperm
…the lightsperm travels into any nearby spaceship and impregnates a half-human, half-Betazoid woman…somehow. It’s never made THAT clear how this works. And you know why?
"Special" my ass
Because this is the new ship’s doctor!!! Uggggghhhhh.
I’m Feather Mullet and I’m here to say / I’m super stupid in a stupid way
it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis
like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat
Austin Briggs, Child Detective
Crows can recognize human faces and will even hold grudges against people they don’t like.
HOW MUCH LONGER ARE WE GOING TO JUST SIT AROUND AND TAKE THIS?!
FUTURE SCONE 2015 Calendar